The 'Moneyshag' week.
'Moneyshag'.The term used to describe the feeling when you just splurged moolah obscenely. Eg.1 "wow this is one hell of a moneyshag week!" ; Eg.2 "I just bought that exorbitant gay leather jacket which everyone dislikes and i'm feeling moneyshagged now,".
How's that for a new word? If 'google' can find its way into the dictionary, so can 'moneyshag'. It would be so commonly used lor.
22 JulyCall me Logan, feel my Wrath. Shnik, bub.6pm. I was a suntec when i came across something which made me drool. And no, it was not a metre high Chocolate bar nor a bathtub of Famous Amos (see how delusional i can get?). It was not even anything edible, in fact. It was something so ubercool. So plain yet so eye-grabbing. It would be the world's dustiest white elephant. It was this.
X-men the Movie series Wolverine Jacket $255Yes, im totally insane! I almost whipped out my card and cartwheel towards the cashier but my reality angel gave me a whack in the head. "So you gonna walk around in that stoopid jacket smart guy? Go ahead. Might as well get a pair of retractable claws too dumbass." I apologised to my reality angel and decided to just take a picture. This way i can show it to my sis and hope her reality angel is more lenient than mine.(hint hint)
But thankfully i didnt get it or i'll be more Moneyshagged (see how useful this word is) than ever now. Maybe i have to invent a new word called 'Moneydead'.
Just Noodles don't sell just noodles.After my superhero fantasy i met up with the guy-who-hates-suntec. He hates suntec because he loves town more. Somewhat. Logical enough? And whenever i suggest a suntec meeting he'll go 'eh becos your church near there rite
nag nag nag'. Haha.
I recommend 'Just Noodles' to everyone because it is not cheapskate yet not expensive. Its for the people who want budget yet class. Its a 'Jappy' kinda place. Damn i keep inventing words. The meals comes with free flow of drinks and jelly. Its filling, and cost less than 8 bucks, average. That is, IF you choose correctly. Dont stupid stupid go choose some laksa then so little stuff then complain, then throw the spoon on the floor in tantrum. Not refering to anyone in particular.
I look like Bugs Bunny.Be Smart, Dont Smoke.'Bugs bunny' and 'Suntec-hating boy' later on went to meet 'the Girl with a volume button'.
We went to my favourite (but moneyshagging) pub in town, Indochine @ Wisma, to hear the band sing. There was a group of guys in front of us who were doing Puff-the-magic-dragon impressions, and i aint exactly at all content. So i said quite (exceedingly) loudly, "I HATE SMOKE!" and they heard me. It was hilarious. But i decided to shut up before 'Suntec-hating boy' evolved into 'Bugs-strangling dude'. Luckily they did not turn around and started whacking or i'd be a rabbit pulp.
Smoking is unhealthy. So is drinking. But smoking not only harms yourself, but others as well, therefore i hate smoke. You might as well go behind a truck and start sucking the exhaust pipe right? Waste money on cigarettes.
So if you happen to be a puff mama i suggest you quit now! Before your lungs turn to ash.
23 July12+pm. 4 guys from the legend went for a throat-busting Uber-GAY Partyworld session! It took sometime to convince some 2 guys that a 4-guy-singing session is NOT gay, but fun! To be honest, i feel it's quite gay too la, but we had to do something. I didnt want to perform a typical legend-activity, which was walking around aimlessly in town pretending to shop pretending to have fun. We need real fun. My reality angel was getting bored.
It was a blast. We should really do this more often (when we are not moneyshagged). For the sake of utmost 'straightness', i suggest next time we should invite girls. Hear that girls? Stop MIA-ing and start appearing.
Book-in follows.
The vicious army cycle.
I
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Funty is dead, lets start a new legend.
The 10 of July.
The Night of Hell and Hilarity.It was one of those days again where only the few of us meet up for a time of simply togetherness. Where the presence of each other brings solace to the mind. The objective of the conference is a mere excuse just to see the countenance of our fellow brother. And 'brother', in this context is not a reference to sex. It is a brotherhood, which involves those who care. Those who still holds on to this legend. Last night was 'The Night'. Once in 4 years the world will witness a country emerging victorious from the best game in the world.Us, the free few went to WalaWala, holland for a pre-match booze. Its a Bar, not a clown club in the suburbs of the Netherlands, for crying out loud. Nowadays we need the booze in our systems just to keep us going (nuts). Some of us simply 'stay around' booze just to act mature, but actually they cant stand the damn horse piss. The trick is to just drink. Drink. DRINK. Only losers get drunk. Usually you will get dizzy but its normal. Others just konk out.
Its the sad truth that the legend is dying. Its inevitable. Unavoidable. Impending. Soon it'll just be a memory. Reasons? Many.
Beer. I LOVE Hoegaarden. Dark Erdinger rocks. Heineken is for everyone. Say no to Tiger! Becks and Stella A. is bland. And Carlsberg is a NO-GO drink.
France won in 1998 in home ground. FengShui masters predicted they will win again.We had a jug of hoegaarden and 2 jugs of becks. The price of a nuclear explosive. The waiter just pour 4 glasses full from a jug and the jug was already empty. And then he brought in the next jug. I feel if we called for 2 more jugs i have to mortgage my house. But whatever, it's a bar.
Why must there be so many drama within funty? Things used to be ok. All it takes is understanding, and this is a problem now. Some of us are seriously warped. But maybe one's just doing what one thinks is right? Maybe the rest are warped? I dunno. The point is, all it takes is a falling out. A broken bond. This is fatal enough.When i stepped out of the bar, i was totally sober cos of the lousy beer quality. I accidentally tripped down a curb and stumbled and almost fell into a bunch of chairs. And everyone laughed and thought i was drunk. Then, being the nice guy i was decided to play along and humour them so i said Cong was handsome. harharhahZidane scored the first Goal in a penalty.We went to biao's place to watch the match. I was so damn sleepy. The weird part was HH didnt konk out like he always. Dunno what happen to me. They said i drank too much.
Some of us just dont bother anymore. They have their new friends to hang out with. Some just dont seem to have any time, nor want to make time. Some gets attached. Some break free. And worst. Some just want to seem to be there, but they arent.Italy scored a header to equalise.Maybe they're right. Maybe it's time to move on. Maybe it's time to accept the fact that a 'funtypeople' is impossible to immortalise. Things are different now. We are all living in a changing world. Things change, so will people and friends.What was Zidane doing? He headbutted Metarazzi and got sent off.Maybe it's time to put funty behind us.Stupid, Zidane was, but that was the highlight of the match! I couldnt stop laughing 5 minutes after the incident. Wonder what metarazzi said to him lor.
"Hey Zidane, so what can you do with that bald head of yours? Har Har Har!"
"THIS!" !
BOOM!Maybe we'll all be happier.
Idle banter.
Was flipping the channels just now and saw two Japs on MTV giving out an award. For what award wasnt important. It's their speech that made me go 'dots...'
"blah blah blah.."
"Albums are much harder to make than singles.."
"Thats because it takes more time to make albums."
"Albums contain more songs thats why it takes more time.."
"blah blah blah.."
Or somewhere along that line.
What an anticingly intellectual speech.
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Argentina and Brazil is OUT.
Who is off/free for world cup final? 10th July, Monday morning.
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