Saturday, May 27, 2006

Stunt pulling.

My island holiday will end in exactly 3 days when my last shift is done, and to be honest, i will miss the place. It's an escape from prison life really. And i was able to pull some ridiculously illegal stuff, for instance, I DROVE A CAR. (Gawd he's crazy!) That's so sickly illegal man. But i pulled it anyway. And now im paranoid that this is being read by some army official or what idiot. If so, my name is Gopalan Foo Hui Hong, i live in tuas, and my ic number is S0808080Z. Catch me if you can!

Monday, May 22, 2006

Mousy.

Recently my mouse went bonkers. (The mouse that you are fondling with right now, not the hairy one with a tail, and most definitely not the one mousy from SA)

The mousewheel so happen to go berserk when my father was trying to book a tiger-airways trip to bangkok. The screen went up down up down up down at max speed and my father shouted HEY THE COM PLAYING TRICKS ON ME!

Hilarious.

Friday, May 19, 2006

Tango Yankee.

While almost all of the guys are getting ready to book-out today, me on the other hand, is getting ready to book- IN. Thats the sick reality of things. Getting stuck on that island doing 'guard duty' isnt exactly pleasurable. The schedule is sick. 8hr shifts and 8hr 'rest' for 48 hrs. SICK. And the 'rest' isnt exactly rest cos they might press button and we have to get up again.

After this ops i'll have a rather long break. Just waiting.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Of birthdays, books and Evil theories.

Just so as things turn out the way it does it is inevitable that some of us start to generate warped yet logical and backed up theories which are seriously deemed pure evil. But not as if they are nonsense, i mean to a certain extent we sometimes really think a tad too much, but to reject the ideas, which seem too coincidental and sensible to be called nonsense, is by far unacceptable. I mean, i really hope our theories are nonsense. If not, the situation is unbearably sad. If you are baffled, please remain baffled.
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Today we celebrated cutie's birthday. Shes 20! Not a girl not yet a woman. Stuck in no man's land.

As usual the number of guys outnumber the girls. Although it's a girl's day. Some people say the reason's cos the girls are moving on. They have new friends now, so they need more time to 'hang-out' than to 'catch-up'. The clock is ticking, and the pathetic guys stuck in army are left out. They neither 'hang-out' nor 'catch-up' now. Its another no man's land.

Aint it clear now. I foresee the end. When all of us get out of army, entering various unis, with various different new friends, we need the 'hang-out' period. The 'catching-up' period will come as 1-third priority. We meet up less. In the near future, we need time to catch up with our uni friends when we graduate. What then, will happen to the Funty lengend?

I sound very Pessimistic. But it is a fact that we all will eventually oversee until it happens, then it will be too late.

So can everyone promise we will still meet up 5 years from now? Even now, some people have already refused to turn up at all. Maybe they're really not free la. But if we really have not seen them like 1 year running then maybe its really happening.

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A trend has started. People whom i dun really see read have started reading. Including me! Its a good thing man. The reason being we are now so free and bored in army, than in school. All we read in school were textbooks. If anyone has a really good book to recommend please do.