This Christmas i ate a HUGE fish.
I had to overcome the curse of always receiving microscopic meal portions, so this christmas i went back to the dreaded BigO@wheelock and ate a huge fish&chips meal! And thus, the curse is broken. From now on, my softshelled crabs will be GIGANTICUS. Yeah.
This year was not very christmassy, but i could at least see some spirit lingering in orchard. Ok fine, the lights were crap (HITACHI?), but i could still see people wearing christmas hats everywhere, and havoc kids spraying snow at each other frantically like they have encountered mozzies or something. And many people snapping (their cameras) away at the decorations like they were pieces of art (but they're not..) just for the sake of capturing this festive season. Some even snap at the sky dunno for wad, like they saw santa lidat.
Happy birthday to HH. And the first 'H' does not stand for Handsome. It stands for H****.
Oh wow. im staring at my little toe and its swollen. Soccer wounds.
And Yah. The next soccer match, i propose will be at SAV! No im not retarded.
Ok i shud be sleeping now. Have many blessed days to come my friends.
Atrocious.
My camp is so
Hostile.
They treat freshies bad.
They dump their work on us.
Especially on
SBs.
They think we should do more.
Like we are some kinda
Machine.
Hey. We are still HUMAN.
Oh SB means slave boy.
Unimportant stuff:
Im on leave today and tmr and thurs fri im going for another unit anniversary outside camp for some fun.
Why no funty christmas dinner. That's sarky.
My dad won a Sony Ericsson K700i in a lucky draw. Now i have ANOTHER camera phone which i cant use in camp.
I had a great churchy weekend.
The Weirdest things happen.
Last sunday i was out with Joel for an NCC gathering when the weirdest thing happened.
I was waiting at city hall mrt, with joel and another friend, talking about irrelevant useless stuff like army and his PSP, when out of the blue, a fellow funty appeared in front of me an said hi. Apparently he claimed to be out shopping alone and so he disappeared. We continued our conversation.
Then a split second later ANOTHER fellow funty miraculously appeared and hit me on the shoulder which made me jump a little. She was out with some Jappy students on some tour and she was there to eat their money (ahaha whoops dont hit me again pls).
And the way they appeared was so sneaky i didnt realise their approach, like they poped out of thin air or smth.
The point is, at that point in time, I thought we were OUT ON THE WRONG GATHERING.
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I got a feeling I'll be mobilised on New Year's Eve or New Year's Day. What does that mean you ask? Its like when a dog trainer blows the silent whistle, every single dog in the neighbourhood starts to return to the trainer despite their current activities.
November. GS table, Chinablack and Philosophy.
What ever happened to november?Its happening again.
I once did some intelligent stunt that made me go wham bam thankyou maam on my head, and for that part of my life was erased from my memory. Till now im trying to recall what happened that day. To recap, i remembered running. The next frame was i was in a room. Creepy right?
Wait. Thats not the point. Whats the point? There is no point.
Ok im trying to recall my november.
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CRESENDO.Cresendo. A cross between a cresent girl and a commando.
Hahahaha that was sooooo not funny. But i cant say what cresendo means cos thats sort of a breach of military intelligence and information which is crap. All i can say is that it was insanely gutwrenching-shiong in some areas but overall it was bearable. My thigh was sliced open during an exercise but it was nothing. I can take pain (YES MY EGO SPEAKS) but it just sucks to bleed while you sweat. Summary: A hell lot of trekking (around 80 km in 3 days) and little sleep.
And just when i thought i will never ever ever want to return to cresendo again, i thought wrong.
PHILOSOPHY. "When downright nonsense makes pretty much sense."
When someone says 'philosophy' the 3 things that come to my mind are:
1) NONSENSE
2) YODA
3) SISTER
My sis majored in philo in nus. She wanted to be a writer next time. And now she's a writer. Yay. And yah my sis did really really well in philo and was offered an honours degree but she didnt want to carry on and simply graduated with a bachelor and she thinks she's such a great bachelorette, until i tell her... 'bachelorette' is not a freakin' word. heh.
I might be bias when i say this, but philo is really turning a nonsense issue into a sensible one by twisting some facts and saying some cheem stuff, making people think it is really really deep stuff. And henceforth philosophy.
And carol is also taking philosophy now. And shes doing well, so she says. The last time she spoke about philo she was saying something about the matrix thingy, which everyone knows is one big nonsense issue. haha. My sis used to talk about the same matrix issue and its the same old nonsense as nonsense can get, so nonsense it is.
Maybe the whole world is filled with nonsense, and the minority ones whom we all think are the nonsense bunch are actually the ones who truly make sense. Then truly speaking, the whole world is one big nonsense globe. Hows that for philosophy?
The 2 people that would beat me right now is carol and my sis. So i'll just tell them that its in fact my face that would hit their fists, not the other way round. hahaha. :D
CHINABLACK. I don't frequent clubs. So the only chinablack i know around me is Joel. hahahahahha
IVAN CROSSES OVER.Firstly, im not surprised. He runs like damn fast, clears soc in like peanut minutes, and he talks alot alot of crap. Definitely ocs calibre. So after getting his sergeant, he gets stripped off the specialist rank and gets demoted to something worst than recruit. Wahahahaha.
But. He truly deserves the respect cos he's the only funty officer.
GS TABLE.I still dunno what GS stands for. Green standing table? General store table? Get-stuck table? Cos the damn hinges below the table always get stuck.
And i suggest all officers should carry a gs table wherever they go, cos wherever they go they always plan for stuff. Maybe the army should implement the use of inflatable tables. Something as stupid as unloading sandbags from the truck also need to plan.
I GRADUATE FROM ENGINEERS SCHOOL.My new camp is in jurong west. And i heard its a screwed up unit. Full of 'philosophy' in there.
SMALLVILLE.Season 4. Who wanna borrow first?
This season's about three dumb stones related to the krytonic cave, when put together will lead you towards a place beyond your wildest dreams. Sounds full of 'philosophy' man. So as you will expect, the people in the show went stone-crazy and wanted these dumb stones and they started fighting for it and kill even. For some reason Lana also wants the stones. Sounds no-link right? I think the director wanted kristin to be more than just a flower vase for guys to drool over. So basically the season's just about the stones, and add in all the weird kryto-mutant people that so happen to ONLY go disturb clark and gang. Smallville got so many people, but nooooooooooo, they want to go step on superman's shoes. Veeeeeeeeery smart.
ALCOHOL.Its hard to escape beer in the army. Sometimes you are forced to drink. Forced by who? By yourself. The guys should know.
And if you wanna act strong by saying no, you have the will to stop yourself from ever drinking despite the pressure from others, that you dont care what others think and you have morals and stuff, then i say to you... WHATEVER!
wanna me treat you an orange juice little boy?But till now i dislike beer. Heineken is ok btw. Tiger sucks. Carlsberg is like drinking rat poison.
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Thats all i can recall of november.
This december will be a special one. We all will have to make this statement true.
