Im a cracked Nut.
I just woke up (actually i woke up plenty of times but return to sleep) from sleeping since 5pm and now im having serious jet lag. Probably sleep again after this post. Cant be bothered to turn on msn so dun be puzzled why a post appeared from nowhere.
On thursday i did an exercise which involved NO SLEEP (my greatest weakness) for 3 days. All we do is dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, go for fighting patrol, and dig again till you finish digging your required amount of dig. Hh and ivan, prepare for your greatest nightmare. Hh, bring sweets and sour stuff to keep awake and good luck. Ivan, erm, bring a pillow in case your company implements sleeping as part of your exercise, and make sure you know how to operate the pneumatic drills and excavators they provide you instead of normal pick axes and spades. Heh.
The funny thing is joel was doing his recce course thing on my thursday too, and he wandered near my harbouring base and was halted by my platoon mates. I was just a few trenches away. If i actually see him then, I would have thought i was REALLY LOSING MY MIND.
Now my both hands are swollen, my back aches as if my bayonet visited my spine and abrasions are everywhere. FYI. Not trying to sised here..
Gonna Pop again next week.
We, the Unwilling, led by the Unqualified, do the Unnecessary for the Ungrateful.
My BSLC life had just flied (look how terrible my english has become) past me and i am not be understand how can this be happen. I confu.
Seriously. Sometimes i feel that Army is a complete waste of time (have i mentioned this before?) and money. All we do is mostly waiting, waiting, more waiting, then rushing and rushing to wait again. Inefficiency, that's the word. Maybe it's just the school i'm in. Or maybe it's just my company alone.
And then a theory starts to form. Why do we always rush to wait, wait to rush?
eg. (not exactly hypothetical)
1) A particular lesson starts at 800hrs.
2) A sergeant tells the LSM (a trainee holding the 'Company IC' appointment) to get the company to fall in at 755hrs to ensure punctuality.
3) The LSM tells the four LPS (a trainee holding each individual 'platoon IC' appointment) to get his platoon to fall in by 750hrs. Cos earlier fall in is 'safer'.
4) The LPS tells the four LSC (another trainee holding IC appointment for a section in the platoon) to get his section to fall in by 745hrs.
5) The whole company rushes to fall in at 745hrs, and waits till 800hrs, then rush to the lesson.
Get the picture?
One fine day I'll just AWOL. I have a lousy OC and PC. Maybe i should just go OCS and OOC. Or I could just go Attend C and take a taxi from SFT and head down TPE to SLE to drink coffee eat KFC and sing KTV.
Enough crap. Here's what i did today (like anyone cares).
-book out from my beloved school of implemented torture and sadistic events.
-went home to see my family, wash my prison uniform and sleep peacefully.
-went to plaza to 'celebrate' the birthday of a girl whose name begins with 'C', besides Christina, Charmaine (who never seem to appear anymore, but who cares) and CongJing (who was supposed to be there and celebrated with too, but have more excrutiating commitments). Dont anyone argue that CongJing is not a girl, he is part of a sisterhood, mind you..
-The number of pple who turned up was an overwhelming and uncountable 6 funties. Those who didnt turn up deserved to be whacked in the arse and drowned in Willy Wonka's chocolate waterfall lake.
-Actually i presume the girls are gonna meet up in the weekdays to celebrate with her anyways, so no harm done. Cos they have a secret plan to avoid every meeting involving guys, to escape the threat of suffocation by dense incomprehensible army babble. Dont deny man hehe.
Wish me luck. I might not survive this following week. Either i die during digging or death by confinement.
Oompa Loompa?
Maybe i'll change my template. The vast space between the post and title is irritating. All the html and crap.
Just came back from watching the show about chocolates, a factory with waterfalls and a retarded johnny depp. Though i think he was hilarious in the show, i actually thought willy wonka should be like older, right? I always thought willy wonka was an old eccentric man. After the show me and joel rushed to carrefour and bought a bar of cadbury and stuffed ourselves. haha.
Im booking in today for the sake of booking out tmr for the sake of booking in tuesday, due to the nation's birthday. The SAF has a serious problem.
And speaking of birthdays, there's a few coming up and unplanned for. Then again, we need more volunteers.
