Barf.
I change my mind. This job is the suckiest. Hope they dun ask me to extend to next week, i'll just die.
What in the world is a Reverse Osmosis Romatik Machine?? And there was also a Salamander in the kitchen. At first i was surprised that hotel kitchens kept exotic lizards that requires barcoding, till the chef pointed to a weird lookin machine. And how do i tag the lightings i will never know.
And i just turned my dell monitor into a tv. Sim lim sells all sorts of crazy high tech stuff.
Acting big.
In a while i'll be heading to Grand Hyatt to work. It is a rather hilarious job, i would say.
All i do is paste barcode tags to every single appliance and furnishings in the hotel restaurant and kitchen, as stated in a list.
And i wear a suit and tie including jacket and all while doing this. I even look better than prom.
And all the waiters including the chef sort of had to comply to me as i was sort of doing an audit of the whole restaurant. Even the boss had to answer all my questions proper, eg. there should be 10 round chairs, and i only can find 8. Where is the other 2?
And even some cleaning staff greet me when i walk past them. They think i am some big shot guy who can promote them or something. hehheh.
This job is the best so far. Tiring, rather complicated, but a huge boost of ego. Booyah.
Campus Rumpus. With the Funtypeople.
Well, i'll give it a 65 out of 100. Not too bad. At least i did something(s) rather than just sit and oogle. Or to rephrase, i did something(s) and sat and oogle. Anyways it was quite fun lah. Sad that the army pple had to miss this event, but im sure they had fun during field camp too! I just hope that everyone had fun today, doing whatever youre doing, be it work, army, rumpus, rumpus-cum-work or army-cum-
girlfren and rumpus.
Highlights of the Event
-The 3 huge toddler rides
There was this huge titanic slide ride which i thought was so impractical cos it was under the hot sun and would make anyones butt burn if they slid down. And there was this bouncy elephant ride which was deserted cos it was..erm..dumb. i mean, who in the right mind would even pay (actually money is not really the problem here) to enter that elephant and start bouncing (ok i admit i would if i wasnt sober cos its quite fun to bounce around aimlessly)? I mean, come on, think of the people who would turn up, at least 16 and above adults. Its about not looking like a fool. Then there was the viking ship which was actually quite popular. To me that was like a see-saw.
-Dunking
After the commando freak incidents, sajc had decided to spoof the saf's setbacks and start dunking staff members! To enhance the danger level, this time the entire body goes into the dip, not only the heads! And everyone cheers. So much for safety awareness.
-Abseiling
This station is probably the MOST POPULAR station of the day. The customers were PLENTIFUL.
-Tall people
I still wonder how sajc got the lobang to invite the two most tallest man in the world to the funfair. I suspect that they are only the tallest of pakistan. Cos i saw the tallest man in the world on television and he is white. But dead.
-Food
The most blatant examples of daylight robbery found in this funfair! 4 sticks of satay for $5! I wonder which part of the chicken that was from. The food sold at the fair had variety and i was actually quite impressed. Fried ice cream, tau huay, cookies(the nicer tasting kinds), dancers selling cooked food, and the various stalls were opened too, western, chicken rice, muslim and indian cuisine, all selling at obscene prices. But whatever. Its all charity, so they say. SAV is one
really charitable organisation. And to add, where is DP's carrot cake?
-Old people
There were some old people wondering around the cafe supposingly taken care of by the interactors. And they had no place to sit and eat so they started sitting at the abseiling booth. So we chased them away. okok im kidding we placed chairs elsewhere for them to sit. And the hilarious part was when some were 'no where to be found'.
-Archery
Was bored so i played archery with chris. Had to hit small targets ten metres away. I hit one(cos of windy conditions). Chris hit..none(no skill).
-Haunted house
Entered the most lamest haunted house on the face of the universe with 6 other screaming girls. The scenario as follows:
-led by a tour guide zombie thru a pitch dark corridor till we saw a ghostie sitting in front of a mirror. then the image came out of the mirror welding a knife. As the crowd behind me screamed in horror, some still asked "is that a knife", i tried to blend in the noise by bursting out in laughter. seriously.
-then we continued thru the corridor till there was a two way junction and there was a ghostie crawling on the floor to grab our legs. that tickles. Of course the people scream and shout. Some of them just screamed all the way non stop. Must create ambience of horror mah.
-then the ghosties told us to head right till we got lost cos it was so so dark. Then we continue to scream and shout. Then an angry ghostie said "can you all dont waste time??" I din even know ghosts say those kinda things. I thought ghosts got all the time in the world cos they're all dead or something.
-then we ended up in this room with stuff hanging from the ceiling. suddenly a ghostie bride sprung from nowhere and shouted marry me. Then i said no thanks.
-in the same room there were 4 doors one was the exit. The first door we went to contained another ghostie but i could see thru the curtain so i exclaimed that that door had a ghostie so the ghostie sprung out to scare me so i said hi. then the next door got spider. then i scared so we finally found the exit door. the end.
-but was the haunted house worth six bucks and 1 1/2 hours of wait? I say..yes. And no. But seriously, i could tell that the pple in charge took a lot of hard time creating this haunted house, so cheers to their effort.
-Sun Yan Zi
Yup she came to sajc after she thought she could not lose out to fellow saint Ljj. She looks so thin in person. And she cannot remember the school song! But we can forgive that.
And thats the 19 of Feb. A day of fun-filled nonsense which was so-so. Happening but uninteresting by and large.
And shucks the As results are coming soon. Im in whatever-mood. Hope i get at least BBB. Or ABB. ABC and BBB are actually more or less similar but i dunwan a C. And ABD and BBC stinks. I cant get ODAC cos i dun take 4 subjects, and even so i wun want that too.
I just won 10 million freakin dollars in toto.
The above is bull. I repeat, the above is bull.
After working for pools for 3 days, i realised the obscene amount of people who buys lottery. And they simply throw their money away for a 1:1000 chance to win a stupid cash prize. Its insane. Its a sin to gamble i tell you. People who are hooked on these things will really break themselves one fine day. Not that i feel guilty working for pools, after all, they do charitable acts too. Its like giving the poor back their money.
As for anyone who likes to play the lottery (betting soccer is fine cos its not just numbers), i suggest you QUIT NOW! Because pools staff are laughing at you rite now (i did) for throwing to them free money.
Anyway, my job was quite fun. i had to shout and promote a packet of toto tickets and big sweep costing 20 bucks. And whats more, i finally have sales experience!!! Hey LOREAL fragrances, EAT MY SHORTS!!
And i still think going to the agent is worth it.
Happy Chinese New Year!
And the chickens flew in.
Booyah.
Went chinatown with the sis today. The area was not as busy as i expected, although still very busy, but not the chinese-new-year-busy kind of busy. The fact that i could walk at an average human speed while keeping a distance of at least half a metre from other shoppers proves that i guess.
As usual, chinese new year will be a short and penniless one for me this year, but yay! Who likes visiting? All the talk and the noise of pesky children, plus the bragging and the yearly dose of 'ooh-you-look-taller' speeches and height contests, and the defending champion always wins (cos we dun grow no more, unbeknownst to all aunties).
Im saying if only. If. If we cant go winnies place for sat, my place is free. If only.
I dun need a post title.
Beware of jobs bearing cashcards or similar.
Beep beep tap beep write.
All for 6 hours.
Vomit.
Im seriously earning peanuts.
I didnt know employers can void contracts as they please.
By the way, i dont work from 5 to 1 anymore.
I dun even know if im working there anymore.
Wait. who cares.
So whazzup chinese new year.
I hate visiting.
Hate it.
Dun miss american idol today. You can stop watching when auditions are over.
Dun work too hard too.
Cos im not.
My work need not much brain.
Which work does, anyway.
Dun even think of trying to argue with the above statement.
By and large, this whole post is redundant.
